just saw gdt's frankenstein in a movie theatre
so i go to a fuckass liberal arts college and i work at the art museum right. we recently got a yves klein piece and besides being an absolute bad bitch at judo he's mostly known for Blue. like Blue, as in he created International Klein Blue (IKB) (most blue to ever blue). this is his main thing. so we got his piece in the mail and it was flaking so we had to call in the klein foundation's restoration person and she pulls up, mixes this patented color, and sprays the flaky bits of the sculpture. beautiful wonderful it is fixed, but she has some extra left over. so very kindly she turns to the staff and goes, "does anyone have something they want me to paint." and one guy fucking lights up and with the world's most evil glimmer in his eye he asks, "will you paint my labubu." and that motherfucker, she says YES. so now. in the mueseum. in an office. in or someone's house. theres a fucking genuine klein blue labubu.
CALL IT A LABLUBLU
Batboys be doing anyting but fighting crime
(I know this is not how space works but let's ignore that for a moment)
this made me start laughing so hard I was crying and drooling
would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.
fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything
Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is
there's an xkcd for that also
my all time favorite tiktok skit that needs to be as famous as it is all consuming in my mind idc idc
seeing trump physically destroy the white house is pissing me off. it hurts to see someone living your dream
you dont have to do that. its flatly awesome to see it get destroyed in my lifetime lol
did you guys know wikipedia has several pages dedicated to last words
actually there's separate ones for each century after the 17th which i feel might be a little overkill
“How would you feed if you were a vampire” reveals a lot about people
“Steal blood donations from hospitals and blood banks” = my personal favorite. They assume the process for this is simpler than dealing with eating people, clearly the most ethical.
“Stealing blood bags is more unethical than eating people” = surprisingly common take. Perhaps they hold the belief some people deserve life saving care over others. If stealing blood people donate anonymously that would keep both you and potential victims alive, then how is it unethical? Most likely, they read this take online and never really thought about it too hard just agreed because everyone else did. Very telling.
“I’d only feed off of volunteers”= has a deep set faith in a sense of community. Not only people that you trust to keep your secret but would put themselves in danger for you. That’s beautiful. Probably gay.
“I’d feed off of strangers but knock them out first, I’d just take a little” = the belief this is more ethical than stealing blood donations is fascinating
“I’d only eat bad people” = MASSIVE can of worms, requiring its own post. who do you believe deserve to die, how would you be sure of that, and how is this more ethical? This conversation is now about who you would murder if you could get away with it
not to be a hater but this is killing me this is the stupidest shit ive ever heard
It’s always some gay boy like yesss exactlyyyy to the dumbest shit on earth god bless
if its fajitas or The West I'm choosing fajitas
The one-two punch of someone with the fucking name "raw egg nationalist" with an edited offbrand gigachad avatar and then getting dunked on by the literal fucking "Yo mama" guy
see the problem with saying "addicts could ruin your bathroom" as a defense for paid bathrooms is that
1 paying customers can also do that. they do.
2 employees can also do that. they do
3 addicts are human beings also and are not some unique unrestrained evil
